Conversations With My Daughter #oh hang on, I’ve checked now, and THIS post is number 40. This is number 40 in a series

April 2013

Three things I really object to on a Saturday morning:

1. Being woken up by having my nads thwacked.
34RlMJZHTvuhPLGdgNLm_Girl Couch Jump

2. Having an inquisitive Alice put her finger up my nose: “Is your snot the same as mine, Daddy?”

3. Alice, on seeing me blearily emerge from the bathroom after nad-thwacking, and nose-penetration, commented thus:
“Daddy, you look like an actor pretending to be a stupid dog”

Thanks, kid. Thanks a bunch.

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